Total Medals Earned: 1,358 (From 216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,505 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/70 points)
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
Beat the game.
Hallucinate
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (130/155 points)
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/365 points)
Enter The Cave of No Return
Enter The Mushroom Forest
View The Credits
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Complete 30 rooms
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
